6 Military Jobs Explained in Quotes – Part 1
Categories: Outdoor, Professional
There are many careers in the military known as MOS (Military Occupational Specialty), we are going to take a look at some of those jobs and explain them in ways that everyone can understand. Let’s get started now with 6 military jobs explained in quotes.
6. Infantry.
“Kick in the door and shoot the enemy in the face.”
“My body is usually broken in ten years.”
“This sucks.”
5. Armor – Tankers.
“What do you mean I have to wear pants?!”
“Death before dismount!”
“Infantrymen are known as ‘crunchies’ to me.”
4. Communications – Commo.
“Signals don’t go without commo.”
“I can put up an OE-254 in 5 minutes… just in time for another battle with my 1st Class Paladin on World of Warcraft.”
“If your radio is not working, drop it on the ground and see if that fixed it.”
3. Transportation.
“I drove over 100 successful missions in a hostile country and all I get back home is a rookie job as a CDL driver??!”
“I drive the big rigs!”
2. Ground Equipment Tech – Motor Pool.
“I can get the parts you need to fix your vehicle… but you’re going to fix it.”
“If you show up into my shop with something broken, no matter how bad it is, I’ll let you know that it’s an operator level task.”
“Once I confused my oil can with my coffee can.”
1. Logistics – Supply.
“Bullets don’t fly, without supply.”
“You need a pen? Turn in your old one first.”
“We close at noon today, everyday and will take a 90 minute lunch.”
Nice wich i had done iT too join The marines
I’ve seen that “light infantry” pic on the internet before. Would love it as a framed pic or T-shirt. And gotta love that grunt.
To have this as a framed print – right click to “copy image” and put it in a email to yourself – then save it to your comp or print it from there.
No Arty? “can you hear me now”
ok once again you grunts forget your best friends. dam man it is a biased against us medics.
Medics “your arm got blown off? Take a mydol and quit whining”
You forgot the MOST fun MOS, Combat Engineer! Putting the dumbest the Army has to offer in charge of blowing sh*t up
Hell yes!
Corpsman or medic love, maybe part two?
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You forgot to add us Administration and HR guys.
You want a Leave Request? What is a Leave Request?
You want your Award Citation reprinted? Go Frack yourself!
Second only to Jody I hate Supply Sergeants. They are the Rudest. Nastiest Sergeants on God’ Green Earth. Yes. I am referring to you SFC Hector Camacho. Frack you!