You wish they were cooking this Thanksgiving
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You wish they were cooking this Thanksgiving
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.”- Steven Colbert
While the quote may be true, it is important to point out that there are other factors that make for a great thanksgiving. Some people dread having to deal with huge dinners and family gatherings this time of year. So for that let us send you to Thanksgiving dream land with a look at who you will not be spending time with, but really wish you were (us too).
If she brings more facts like this to the table it has the makings for a great night. She could show up in the swimsuit as well.
Nothing says thanksgiving like homemade rolls or pie crusts. I can’t tell which it is, but I’m sure it came out awesome. 
Even though every day is a great day to have a drink or two, busting out the Sailor Jerry (did you see it?) might be just right this year.
Didn’t want to leave anyone out. Even women want to be somewhere else sometimes.
One final fact that might be a great conversation starter after being asked “what’s new” for the 10th time that day.
Note: No we did not try this, but it almost happened.
I know that feeling every year I keep wondering to myself what happened to that pretty and hot 20 year old Woman that I used to willingly send her my entire pay check to keep her happy. Anticipating the fun I can have with her after I got back from Okinawa. In my case, getting her on a plane from Manila to Los Angeles.
Now after pumping out 4 kids. I often wonder what happened? Now for Thanksgiving I only anticipate feeding my face, Taking the Dogs for a hike and go to sleep. I think I will cry now.