Bacon scented underwear!

Bacon scented underwear!

mens baconThe things you can find on the internet. It has delivered again, this time with men’s and women’s underwear that smell like bacon. Stories like this might not be what the internet was invented for, but it is definitely a big reason for it being the wonderful time suck that it is today. Make sure and check out the product description at the bottom. From Maxim:

Today I gave myself a task: find out what men really think about the smell of vagina. Though I couldn’t dig up any official research on the subject, by pressing friends for details and pouring through threads on Reddit, it seems the general consensus is this: you might not buy a vagina-scented candle, but when someone’s lady parts are mere inches from your face, you enjoy the general experience enough that the smell is inconsequential at worst, and downright pleasant at best.

So why try and make a good thing even better? Because modern science is never satisfied with the status quo, especially when pork-themed products are involved. Ladies and gentleman, feast your eyes and your genitals on bacon-scented underwear. That’s right, using a technology that weaves the aroma of everyone’s favorite cured meat into the ink, you too can have those smoky flavors wafting from your crotch for up to 6 months to a year.

See the full Maxim articleStreetwear_Magazine2And now for the best part. The product description’s.

Women’s:

Last year, we used advances in bacon-scented printing technologies stolen from NASA to bring the world Bacon Scented Pillowcases. Millions of people are now having Sweet Bacony Dreams.

This year, we’re using the same stolen NASA technology to bring you a new, even racier innovation: J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear. Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.

Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex – and now new generations of Canadians won’t have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won’t know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.

Men’s:

Lovers of naughty bits and breakfast rejoice – introducing Bacon Scented Underwear! Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.

Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex – and now new generations of Canadians won’t have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won’t know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.

and of course the legal disclaimer:

Our legal team has advised us to post the following warnings:
  • If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear.
  • J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers).
  • If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.

See more at J & D’s.

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