American Finds the PERFECT way to Hide His Nationality in Europe 3.2/5 (5)

This guy is our new hero.

Reddit user  Taherham was all set to go on  vacation to Europe with his fiance. But there was just one problem; she told him to keep his American identity a secret from all the native Europeans. They needed to blend in, so they wouldn’t be like those other annoying tourists.

You know who you are…

Now, Taherham is a proud American. So how do you hide that identity, without giving up your love for your country?

You make this shirt.


Genius. It’s subtle, it’s beautiful, and we love that there is a certain sadness to it. I’m not American. It sucks so much, I had to put it on a shirt.

Why wasn’t I born in Toledo, Ohio?

Taherham plans to fool all of the locals in England, France, Germany, Austria, the Czech Republic and Hungary with this incredible shirt. The only flaw that we can see in this plan is that, now that his face is all over the internet, it might be harder to pull off.

What would you have put on the shirt instead?

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  1. Andrew Warfield
    September 1, 2016 at 3:02 am — Reply

    I prefer to wear my “Fuck you I’m from Texas” t-shirt while traveling in Europe.

  2. September 22, 2016 at 10:49 pm — Reply

    I will put on my American shirt with pride, I am American our people saved a lot of people in world war 2 what about the guys who stormed Normandy. American by birth American with death with pride.

    Ray Mafredi

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