Rex Vs. Wrex

Rex vs. Wrex: Top Secret

Oh Rex and Wrex, when will you learn that Top Secret, means do not enter? Especially when you two are specifically named and told not to enter. These two trouble-makers never seem to learn their lesson.

Top Secret

In rare form this morning, it seems like Rex and Wrex are getting along quite nicely. Something has definitely got to be going on if these two are getting along so well. As our comical duo peruse the fulfillment center, they come to a mysterious door. What could possibly be behind this door they wonder. Their curiosity is peaked when they read the sign saying “Top Secret” and specific instructions for the two of them to stay out. It’s a very dire warning that our farcical employees don’t take seriously. You’d think with everything they’ve already been through in the short time we’ve followed them, they’d have more sense than to go snooping around. This is Rex and Wrex we’re talking about though, so of course, they push into the room.

Top Secret

The two apex predators find themselves adrift in some sort of cosmic, alternate reality warp field. They are transported from the Grunt Style headquarters in Carol Stream to…a video game!? Luckily, despite being pixelated and in a 1980’s video game setting(is this Contra Force), the two are unharmed and set out exploring this new area. Rex takes off towards the right side of the screen and Wrex to the left side of the screen. Upon his journey, Rex finds…is that radioactive waste (just kidding its beer). Rex, you can’t just eat radioactive waste that you find in an unfamiliar video game landscape. In very short order Wrex decides that the peace between the two dinos is too uncomfortable. So what does he do? He hides and throws a banana peel out for Rex.

Top Secret

Even when transported to an alternate dimension, reality or game, these two still can’t seem to get along.

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John Fannin

John Fannin

John spent four years as a 0351, Infantry Assaulltman in the United States Marine Corps. He deployed twice to the city of Ramadi, Iraq with 3rd Battalion 7th Marines. After leaving the Marine Corps in 2008 John pursued a degree in Kinesiology from Texas Lutheran University. During his time at TLU, John was fortunate enough to play football for a year and serve the local community as a volunteer firefighter. After graduating John worked as a personal trainer for few years before coming to work at American Grit. John is also the proud owner of a great beard.