Breaking News: Space Force 4.81/5 (26)

Yo, it’s gonna happen! We’re doing it, the Space Force is happening. Now we can actually have some Space Shuttle Door Gunners, sign us up, we wanna be first in line. Does this mean we get lightsabers and laser rifles too? Or what about like a starship like the Enterprise or even like, way cooler more deadly looking Star Destroyers. We personally think we should go the direction of Star Destroyers.

President Trump has directed the Department of Defense and the Pentagon to establish the Space Force as the 6th branch of the United States Military. Look, we can speculate all we want and you can say he’s insane, we don’t really care, we just really really want to re-enlist into the Space Marine Corps, take over new planets and get drunk on them.

Is our giddiness shining through? Can you tell we’re legitimately excited about a Space Force?

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“This is Major Tom to ground control, I’m stepping through the door.”

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Ok, time for some real reporting. We’re over our giddiness. If this move is actually feasible it puts the world on notice once again as America is leading the way and continuing to be the worlds lone superpower. We’re not sure about the actual logistics or technology (do we have it, are we developing it, has this been in the works for a while), but the question we’re asking and it should be the one everyone is asking, is this a legitimate project or is it going to turn out to be a gigantic boondoggle.

We honestly have hopes that it’s real, but it’s difficult to imagine that in our lifetime, there would be something like the Space Force. Technology has let us down time and time again, weren’t we supposed to have flying cars by now, so the legitimate question comes in.


Can we actually do it?


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  1. June 22, 2018 at 7:03 pm — Reply

    I was discharged in 1989. Can I reinlist?
    You know you need a 90270.

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John Fannin

John spent four years as a 0351, Infantry Assaulltman in the United States Marine Corps. He deployed twice to the city of Ramadi, Iraq with 3rd Battalion 7th Marines. After leaving the Marine Corps in 2008 John pursued a degree in Kinesiology from Texas Lutheran University. During his time at TLU, John was fortunate enough to play football for a year and serve the local community as a volunteer firefighter. After graduating John worked as a personal trainer for few years before coming to work at American Grit. John is also the proud owner of a great beard.