National Beer Lover’s Day

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” – Benjamin Franklin, Facebook September 7th, 2010

After that post, National Beer Lover’s Day became an official unofficial holiday celebrated from sea to shining sea!

In preparation for National Beer Lover’s Day, we decided to share with you all the top 10 things we love about beer. See there are so many things to love about beer, but the truth of the matter is that certain aspects outshine all other attributes. You can argue if you like but facts are facts and truth is truth, even if you don’t like it.

10. Beer doesn’t yell at you
We’ve never had beer get agitated and loud with us. That is a definite plus in the column for beer.

9. Variety is the spice of life
There are all kinds of beers, Bocks, Lagers, Ales, Pale Ales, Stouts…whatever your heart desires, so many choices means we’ll never get bored.

8. Beer doesn’t get jealous
Combined with number nine up there, if you have a pale ale, then switch to a lager, beer won’t be mad at you.

7. Beer is pretty
Whether you like blondes or brunettes, there is a beer for you and that beer always looks good, even if it isn’t your preferred type. Hell, your preferred type can change with the seasons, but it always looks great.

6. Beer tastes like you don’t give a shit about other’s opinions.
We all like our own type, but at the end of the day, all beer tastes like we don’t care about dumbasses opinions

5. Beer is honest
Beer makes people better. How? Well, they remove any desire to hold back your honest thoughts on someone, and we all know honesty is the best policy.

4. Beer doesn’t mind being shared
Nobody looks at you weird if you share your beers with others. It is a charitable action that many more should replicate.

3. Beer comes in many sizes
Along with the variety of types, there are a variety of sizes, and we don’t seem to recall being upset about any of the sizes we’re drinking. Our only disappointment comes from not having any more beer.

2. Beer is fluent in many languages
We’re convinced that most problems in the world could be solved if world leaders sat in a backyard, pounded some brews and talked.

1. You can have two, three, four beers at the same time
Beer won’t be mad if you have several of them at the same time whether double-fisting or carrying two in a cool beer hat while double fisting another two.

 

 

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