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Al-Qaeda Issues New Threats 4.6/5 (5)

These assholes again. Al-Qaeda issues new threats during the 17th anniversary of the September 11th attacks in New York and the Pentagon. As much as people may say the United States may not understand blowback, terrorists understand it even less. In 2001 we weren’t in an open war in the Middle East. In 2001 we were relatively peaceful. We recognize that we are always acting to protect our interests and there are certainly hostile actions that probably took place between those who considered us to be shitty folks and whatever covert forces were acting on our behalf, but like we said relatively peaceful.

Then September 11th, 2001 came. Thousands dead, aircraft used as missiles meant to cripple our nation. Surprise motherf*cker, you just pissed us off. According to the video of new Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri, he stated,

“Seventeen years have passed since Bush launched his Crusader war against Muslims, a war linked with the historical enmity directed towards Islam from its dawn to this very day.”

Launched a crusade? Dude you and your homies flew planes into our buildings and shouted death to America. How did you think we’d respond? With candy and soda pop for the lot of you? Al-Qaeda, you guys started the fight. Hell, Al-Qaeda bombed our embassies in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998, we barely did a thing. Then in October of 2000, Al-Qaeda again bombed the USS Cole, again we barely did a thing. Then you hijack four planes, hit the WTC with two, hit the Pentagon with another, while Americans overpowered your hijackers and put a plane into a field in Pennsylvania.

And we’re the ones who launched a crusade. Listen here, asshole, you started this fight. Don’t be pissed off because we smoke checked your dear leader while he was hiding like the coward he is in Pakistan. You call for the extremists of the world to commit more jihad, ok. You can expect that Saint Mattis, the Lord of Chaos will respond with his own brand of destruction on you.

These assholes. They never learn. We already kicked your ass once, we’d be happy to do it again.

Trying to stay relevant assholes acting like Lindsey Lohan.

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Get up, get up, get up drop the bombshell!

 

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John spent four years as a 0351, Infantry Assaulltman in the United States Marine Corps. He deployed twice to the city of Ramadi, Iraq with 3rd Battalion 7th Marines. After leaving the Marine Corps in 2008 John pursued a degree in Kinesiology from Texas Lutheran University. During his time at TLU, John was fortunate enough to play football for a year and serve the local community as a volunteer firefighter. After graduating John worked as a personal trainer for few years before coming to work at American Grit. John is also the proud owner of a great beard.