Imagine Our Shock…ISIS Brides Want To Come Home.
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An American woman and British teenage girl don’t really like the ISIS life. Can you picture our shocked face? We are totally and utterly shocked beyond belief…(sarcasm, since we obviously have to say it every single time we use it now), that two women who went to be ISIS brides are not enjoying their life. What…again color us shocked to hear that they’d like to come back home…you know where they aren’t beaten within an inch of their life for speaking in the presence of men.
Does that sound like some like some 7th-century bullshit or what? Quick poll of our female readers, how many of you think it’s empowering for women to be treated as property and not be allowed to speak when the men are talking? You don’t like getting passed over for sex in favor of a goat? Again…imagine our shock.
Hoda Muthana, the American is from Alabama. Quite a culture shock there, going from Alabama to ISIS-controlled Syria. You will not find any pork rinds there my dear.
According to The Guardian Newspaper, she really regrets what she did and is like “OMG totes sorry about that ISIS phase” (not an actual quote, just us making fun of her).
We have a lot of sympathy for people in the world. There are hungry, poor oppressed people living in squalid conditions across the globe. Pardon us…or don’t for that f***ing matter for not feeling the slightest bit of sympathy for someone that wanted to be a part of one of the more publicly brutal terrorist organizations in the world. If you look up sympathy in the dictionary, you’ll find it’s between shit and syphilis.
It’s fine if you come back to America, just know that when you come back, you’ll be treated like a terrorist because as an adult, remember this, actions have consequences. Usually, when you join a terrorist organization, the consequences are that you get treated like a terrorist. Gasp! No way right? GTFO.
They can stay there and take the punishment. They made their bed now they can lay in it.
Leave her over there. If she is allowed to come back in the U.S, she will plan terror inside the U.S. HELL NO!!!
Keep her out, she turned her back on the U.S., and to top that she refuted the USA. She gets pregnant, and wants to come back and live off welfare – paid by Americans she essentially spit on.
I wouldn’t trust her. She could be a spy, they probably brain washed her and just used the fact that shes American fo get her to come back and infiltrate from the inside! That’s how these creeps work.
I agree 100% with you. Keep her over there that’s where she wanted to be. Not our fault she thought it was a greener pasture. (or sand bed).
Ditto.
HELL NO!!! I think this is ISIS’ plan to let her come back to the U.S so she can plan her terror attacks inside the U.S. Let her rot where she is at right now.
Fucking amazing, best thing I’ve read in weeks!
Leave them over there. We’ve got terrorists in Congress now; we don’t need anymore on American soil.
I say they can keep her. Whose to say she actually wants to come back and isn’t going to do so for intel purposes? Whose to say she won’t come back and cause a terrorist attack under their order to do so? That is how these guys work. She cannot be trusted anymore than the terrorist organization she wanted to be a part of from the get go. It should have come as no surprise to her as to how life would be there. Perhaps she thought it would be different for an American but really had she done her research, use some common sense, and really thought out her actions, she wouldn’t be in the position she is in wanting to come home. Maybe that sounds a bit harsh, but coming back here could have deadly consequences on innocent people who didn’t up and abandon their country to go marry into a terrorist organization. And personally, I’m not willing to risk another true Americans life at the hands of idiots like her. Quite frankly, I don’t believe she can be trusted anyway and coming back her she would be treated like the terrorist she wanted to marry. The real question for me though is, how did her family having come from Alabama feel about their daughter becoming a trader? Yes, a trader. Maybe she hasn’t blown up Americans yet but she damn well shouldn’t get the chance to. I just don’t, and will never be able to, comprehend the level of stupid. Why? I mean really why in the world would you WANT to marry an ISIS man? Why would you WANT to ditch America for Syria? I mean I am truly at a loss for worlds on the why part of it all. We can say,”to each their own,” but when does that stop being an individuals decision and an America’s problem? Where do we draw the line and say,”Nope sorry you wanted that life now you can stay and deal with it.” I do, however, feel sorry for the daughter. She wasn’t given the choice. She, at this point, doesn’t even no any different. So do we allow her back into this country for the sake of the child? Or do we turn our backs even on the child and say,”you are only one verses the millions in America who we put at risk if we allow your Mom back into this country with you?” I am only speaking the truth.
FYI, I just angerly went on a vent but does no one else understand that she would not be allowed to leave. They would killer for trying. So, one, how did she get word out that she wants to come back home? And, two, does that little piece in itself make you go,”ummmm yeah those POS’s are up to something”? Once you marry one of them and are there, they don’t just allow you the ability to just get a divorce and leave. They would kill you before that happens. She would have to have a very well thought out plan of escape. I damn well do not think we should send our Military in to help get this rag head out. I would not even think once about putting our Military men and women in danger for her.
All I have left to say is, good luck to her. #notevensorry #shecanstayandbeleftfordead #herchoicesherconsequences
I’m sry but if her as a woman knew and understood what these ppl were like and are about and still went on her own freewill then that’s on her. Me for one am quit comfortable right here in America with my husband who doesn’t beat me who doesn’t fuck a goat instead of me. Lmmfao. So I really don’t think anyone should feel sry for her. She chose to apart of their world, well they both did. 17 or 37 they chose that lifestyle. And yes if they come back home I totally agree thy need to be treated like a terrorist. Shame on them. You turned your backs on us the second you got in bed with the devil. It’s your world now. Enjoy. 🤬🤬
Fuck her and the goat she was replaced with! That bitch can stay right where she’s at. And when she dies, they can use her corpse as fertilizer. Having served in the Army (54E) I have zero compassion for scum like her. I never went down range but some of my buddies did and a few didn’t make it back. She’s a shit bag that needs to be stamped. Just my opinion!
I remember back in ’91 two Marines and I were approached by a female all decked out in her Naqab and Burqa. We were in civilian clothes so she asked if we were Americans. For a minute we looked at each other and reluctantly replied we were. She then proceeded to tell us she was American and that she wanted to go back to the States. She also told how she had met this Muslim guy in college, came back “here” and everything changed after that. She said I am in prison here. He took my passport, my I.D. and my freedom. We just laughed and told her to contact the Embassy.
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Love the commentary! Passed over for a goat lol. I think they made a firm decision to join ISIS. They made their floormat now they can sleep on it. Shouldnt even come home in a body bag in my opinion.
FUCKING AWESOME!!! I say fuck yeah bring them back…and make a fucking example of them….waterboard their asses on a live feed…but USE FUCKING DIESEL!!! No….NO…I’m just messing around…..my bad….its referred to as tactical questioning now….
Invite her back. Let the child be born here and the instant it takes a breath it will do so as a american citizen (and ward of the sate in foster care). It is innocent of its mother’s garbage decisions. Assure good education with a lean into military service for a promising future.
Then, as a negotiating chip, extradite her back to ISIS and let them handle the traitor in their own way. Mis en place.
Big fat NO!!!
Sorry not sorry…
Obviously not all the lights are on upstairs… you can stay in the sandbox
Absolutely, leave her there if thats what she chose … Thats what she deserves
Short of not having two 1/2 brain cells to rub together, what kind of 1st world problems could someone POSSIBLY have to make them think ISIS would ever offer a better life?
They’re Perfect examples of why animals eat their young.
Her treasonous ass can wander in the desert. She already received her mercy: she’s among the living. Let her life serve as warning for other women: adult choices cost adult consequences. No one is excused.