Oh Russia
Categories: News
Do you all know how I continually call Russia the Diet Soviet Union, or Communist Lite? It’s a pretty common trope that I really enjoy throwing out there because honestly, when your president is a former KGB operative who nonchalantly walks into Ukraine and says “This is mine,” (it’s much funnier if you say it in a thick Russian accent), violates an intermediate ballistic missile treaty, then passes laws that criminalize disrespecting the state and spreading “fake news”.
While the second part of that sounds like good news…remember the first part where it’s illegal to disrespect the state. So you can’t disrespect the state…and your real news, since it disrespects the state…could become fake news…according to the state. Because above all else, you must be loyal to the part…state (almost called it what it is there for a second). The great thing about all of this is…WE DON’T LIVE IN DIET SOVIET UNION!
In case you don’t read a lot of books, history has shown that governments who censor free speech, or criminalize people critical of the government, tend to also be the places where mass graves are found. Don’t ask us why we’re just following the trend line…we think it has maybe, possibly something to do with an oligarchy that doesn’t like to be challenged…(in case you didn’t realize, I’m being extremely sarcastic here, of course, that’s why they censor that shit and kill people who don’t fall in line)
If you write or share anything that “exhibits blatant disrespect for the society, government, official government symbols, constitution or governmental bodies of Russia,” you will be punished. For instance, right now…I’d be punished…if I lived in Communist Lite Russia. I don’t though. So I’m not worried. The KGB will not be waiting for me at my house when I get home tonight…or maybe they will, but at least if they are, I’ve got a solid chance of getting the ever elusive “justifiable, legal, CONUS kill”. One can hope, right?
Stay on the place. Our Agents already on the way 🙂
HA!
Hey if they’re at your house just make sure you take a page from the Clinton’s on how to suicide some one and you should be able to kick back by the fire sipping on your warm Brandy… Either the beverage or the neighbor girl…
Hit the nail on the head. Can’t wait for HILLARY and Obama to go down.
Kill people who don’t fall in line….. ah, sounds so nice.
Love it. Simplifies for many the KGB prime and a country’s true nature.
Thank you
I see Putin does extraordinary in representing Russia. His supporters are a magnificent turnbuckle. But that’s Russia. By the way, what concern does a soldier have for the affairs of the world? That’s what separates me from all of you. I wish you well. General Washington said it best when he stated that America should not mingle in the world’s affairs. I love that man. But you all I never knew you.
Putin is a tool.