Iran Bullshit Update

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We’re just about done with this Iran bullshit. We get it. Iran probably sees Japan as a puppet of the United States. They’ve been pretty big allies ever since that one…we mean those two times…(think about it). But this is still immature on Iran’s part.

So here is where we sit today. Iran and its proxies continue to operate in Iraq and Palestine. The United States has threatened the annihilation of Iran and basically has forward deployable units surrounding Iran (Afghanistan, Iraq), there aren’t a lot of troops, but there are some. That all being said, Japan offered to be the mediator between Washington and Tehran. Iran scoffed at the idea.

Foreign policy and interventionism is such a shit show, it’s difficult to pinpoint exactly where the blowback will occur (because there most certainly will be blowback, just not sure how big and of what type) if we go to war with Iran, but Iran is definitely being a petulant child at this point. Washington has said it’s open to talks and Tehran refuses to even come to the table.

Well, here’s the thing Iran, y’all can’t say you don’t want war, then continue to do shit that you know, based off of our history is just going to stir the hornet’s nest even more. Coming to the table with a mediator would be a smart move, a move any rational person would make, because even if you sink an aircraft carrier…what if we nuke you? We won’t and it’s almost absurd to even consider that option, but dudes…just like let Japan mediate and we’ll all talk it out and you’ll stop attacking Israel and the United States through your proxies and we’ll stop telling you we’re going to make you a big glass parking lot.

Obviously, there is a ton of bravado in that last sentence, but seriously, we’re all so tired of this back and forth saber rattling and Japan comes out with a reasonable offer to ensure war is avoided and Iran is all like “Nah fuk dat noise!”

Maybe they don’t deserve war, but someone should Gibs smack one of those dudes on the back of the head.

Know what we're sayin fam?

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6 thoughts on “Iran Bullshit Update

  1. Thank you for shedding light on this topic. But, one question I have is why is Iran attacking US through their proxies?

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  2. I guess. Seems to me the people of Iran must be fed up with the mullahs, but maybe they’re all fanatics, loyal to the guy wearing the hornet nest topside. If so, that makes Iran pretty damned dangerous. They know it, and their arrogance is untenable. One tough dilemma.

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  3. No, we’re not done with their BS. Nobody in the world is going to fight us 1991 Saddam Hussein style ever again, it goes straight to insurgency. Russian and China are poised to send Iran their best ADA and antiship weaponry and there’s nearly twice as many Iranians as there were Iraqis. F35s aren’t going to take the country and I’m pretty sure we don’t have 200,000 troops sitting around for the next full time quagmire. You can bet their nuke program is in turbo mode and once they get nukes, it’s game over (see Pakistan training/funding/arming the Taliban and our not saying boo about it)…which is probably their game plan anyway.

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