Now now, we know what you’re thinking, but trust us, you’ll want to read on. If you live in Russia…we wouldn’t recommend doing this, but someone there…someone has some moon-sized balls as they are putting up mock gravestones with Putin’s likeness and his death date being 2019. These Russian trolls get it, we just can’t believe they can move around undetected with such gigantic swinging, clanging, balls of steel.
“But AG, the Soviet Union fell, we won the Cold War”…ok like half right, we got them to change their name and let go of all those countries they’d taken control of. Now as we’ve proclaimed for quite some time they are more like, Diet Soviet Union, or Communist Lite. The government still controls many strategic areas of the economy and Putin is basically president for life. Free speech is clamped down on, and they’re cozying up with Communist China…you can take the man out of the KGB, but you can’t take the KGB out of the man.
Back to the mock gravestones though. Mock gravestones with Putin’s likeness and a death date of 2019 have been spotted in at least eight Russian cities and so far, nobody responsible for them has committed suicide with two gunshot wounds to the back of the head or disappeared under mysterious circumstances…not that it’d get reported as mysterious anyways, but you guys get the point.
Agit Rossia has claimed responsibility for the mock gravestones and while two people were questioned due to alleged involvement with the mock gravestones, they were released (how the hell did they manage that). These are the good kind of Russian trolls…for now.
A spokesman for the group, Grigory Kudryavtsev stated the following:
“The movement is a community of people of different ages and political views. They’re united by a common desire to fight against dictatorship and totalitarianism, and Putinist propaganda.”
These Russian trolls get it. Putin is a dick and Russia never really fully stopped being the Soviet Union.
Now please excuse us while we laugh our asses off at this piece of masterful trolling.