So I’m Basically A…
Categories: Funny
Oh, we see these folks all the time. They take one class or see a movie and suddenly they’re a fuggin’ expert on the subject. Despite the fact that Debbie couldn’t stay awake for high school biology, she read a headline that said vaccines cause autism, so she’s basically a pharmacist or M.D. now. Those people, the “So basically I’m an…”
So we decided to create a list of all the stupid, stupid, stupid…stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid “So basically I’m a…” We hope you enjoy, and the next time you see someone being a Debbie, you can call them out. Some of these are more tongue in cheek and you can use these to make fun of Debbie’s, but some people…well the joke just goes r/whooooosh.
I’m a combat lifesaver, so I’m basically a surgeon.
I watched Top Gun, so I’m basically a fighter pilot.
I’m a cook in the Marine Corps, so I’m basically an operator.
I watched Navy SEALs with Charlie Sheen, so I’m basically DEVGRU.
I did JROTC in HS, so I’m basically an officer.
My spouse is in the military, so I’m basically their rank.
I go to Planet Fitness, so I’m basically a bodybuilder.
I watched Major Payne, so I’m basically a Drill Instructor…and an officer.
I fired an AR-15 once, so I’m basically in the military.
I heard a lecture on nutrition from my Yoga instructor, so I’m basically a nutritionist.
I have a positive kill/death ratio in Call of Duty, so I’m basically CAG/DELTA.
I’m in the Air Force, so I’m basically in the military (snicker, sorry Air Force, it was too easy, you know we love you guys)
I toured NASA when I was six, so I’m basically an astronaut.
I can string two coherent sentences together, so I’m basically a writer. (self burn, ouch)
I’ve got a beard, so I’m basically a badass (ok another self burn, not sure where this is headed)
I’ve got a dog that was trained well by others, so basically I’m a dog trainer.
I got out of a speeding ticket once, so I’m basically a lawyer.
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