USS Antietam Does Britney Spears Impression For China
Categories: Funny, Military, News
As the USS Antietam made is way through the Strait of Taiwan, Britney Spears “Oops I Did it Again” blared from the loudspeakers (probably) onboard the guided-missile cruiser. This action comes just ahead of the trade talks with China. Which is kind of hilarious if you ask us.
We’ve made a pretty solid habit of irritating China in that region and despite how hawkish it may seem, we really don’t give a shit and hope we continue. Earlier this week China basically threatened Taiwan labeling the minuscule island country a threat to their national security, as well as a few other uppity areas. You know Commies, can’t have anyone questioning the grand wisdom of the party.
Also, we haven’t made a transit in a while, we used to do it like every week earlier this year. It was solid content gold and we could write basically anything we wanted to about what the ships (probably) did or didn’t do.
Anyways, since it’s been a while since we’ve done this, the reasons we keep doing this are as follows:
- China is trying to dominate the Strait of Taiwan and the South China Sea to control trade through the region
- Deny the U.S. access to the region to allow China to do whatever it wants (i.e. take Taiwan by force)
- Assert our commitment to protecting a free and independent Taiwan.
- It really pisses China off and lets them know they are still about 10 years from being able to take us on (rough estimate).
That last reason is sketchy, we’ve seen reports ranging from 2-10 years on their capabilities, but as far as Taiwan goes, they hate that we give Taiwan weapons and have a tacit defense alliance with Taiwan. That shit…man that shit has China riled up.
We’re going to guess that since this incident occurred yesterday, last nights North Korean missile tests were Beijing pulling the strings on their puppet North Korea to express their displeasure with our actions. Notice how North Korea always acts out when we do something that irritates Beijing. Weird right?
Thank you for everything you all do. I’m a veteran and that shit makes me laugh so keep up the great work and look forward to more great news stories. Next time, bring the sexy back, haha, from Timberlake, that’d be bitchin!😎 or Gangnam style, out.
Love the attitude and HOOORAH, but am worried that we’re not ‘landing’ on the fake islands’ beaches, and responding to any response. Until we do, China just marches into the future as being the “holder” of the real estate.
PLUS, since we’re kicking their a** so bad over there (with the majority of our enemies) we have to have greater vigilance, and be more resolute, here at home, because this is the next battleground. And, FU to all the fart-honers who invited the horde, we’ll have to deal with them, and theirs, after.
Our navy needs to do shit like this more often
We need to start answering their weapons tests with some “tests” if our own. Not saying to show the biggest “guns” we have but enough to show them our dick’s bigger
07/27/2019:
“Our navy needs to do shit like this more often.”
No.
Our Armed Forces need to do what they’ve trained to do and keep us safe by ALL
means necessary (including playing music). First piece of advice, ignore politicians whose biggest battle was trying to eat an overcooked steak at one of their fund-raising dinners. Second, should ANY third-rate nation threaten the well-being of our Military and/or American Citizens, eradicate/incinerate/obliterate them. We’ve living in an age where the LEFT will all have us bowing towards you-know-where and killing every newborn just because they think we should. I’m done – for now.
Ed, there are these things called jokes.