Saudi Arabia VERSUS Iran
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If there was a way both sides could lose, that’d just…well, that’d just solve so many of our personal problems. Like…straight up, we have no idea why we still support the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia (KSA) aside from the fact that they have more dollar bills than skin cells. They are literally the personification of the douche frat boy Chad, who gets away with everything because his dad has money *cough*BrockTurner*cough*.
It’s not like this is anything new. Persians/Medes have been killing all types of Arabs and vice versa ever since Biblical times.
And we all know how everyone feels about Iran, like…the kid who tries to get in and be the cool kids but he’s really not. Iran just mad we didn’t pay them any attention like we did Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria. They are super jealous like;
“America thought Afghanistan was a bigger threat than us? Oh man, we must really suck, time to kick America in the shin again!” -Iran…probably.
So what do they do? Continue to fund proxy wars against anyone aligned with America and shoot down our drones and shit.
But in all honesty despite what we may have said in previous articles…we just hope there is a way both sides can lose. If Iran can destroy KSA and the KSA can destroy Iran simultaneously, that would just like…really work out in everyone’s favor.
Truthfully, we know we’ll come out on the side of the Saudis…we always play on the side of the Saudis, but if there was a way, literally ANY WAY AT ALL WHERE THE KSA AND IRAN COULD BOTH LOSE AS THEY DUKE IT OUT WITH EACH OTHER…that would just be…orgasmic euphoria, the likes of which few have ever experienced.
But again, we’re gonna get let down, because we have to take the KSAs side because it’s just what we do in America, despite numerous legitimate reasons not to. It’s just how we operate now. Sure would be cool if we ever told the KSA and Iran to both fuck off and solve their shit themselves.

It would be sweet indeed if they both could lose!
Grow up.
Right away Mr. Type My Name In All Caps.
Saudí Arabia controls OPEC … OPEC chooses to use dollar for oil trade … In return from protection and arms sales from USA … this in turn causes dollars value to over inflate despite the USA being in crippling debt with toxic spending habits…Saudi Arabia feels USA isn’t keeping up it’s side it will flip quick … USA has no choice but to back Saudi Arabia … Iran doesn’t sell oil in dollars … Hence the economic sanctions and assumptions made by Trump being backed by Saudi Arabia
So I agree with, but I know for certain fact the only people down there are engineers and mp’s. The also big fact is that the Saudi government will not allow any weapon systems unless you at one or two locations. Also anybody that goes down there is in civilians so the only thing we are doing is building a couple sites and bouncing out…no harm no foul.
Responsible for 9/11 and the twin towers. What more do we need to know? We need to distance ourselves from their oil. Now !