This Whole Turkish/Kurdish/Middle Eastern Quagmire
Categories: Military, News
Well, this is shocking. And by shocking we mean totally predictable in every single way. That whole ceasefire everyone was so excited about, yeah Turkey was like “Nah fuk dat shit, bomb them mofos.”
Despite a “ceasefire” brokered by Vice President Pence, the Turkish military has continued to shell the city of Ras al-Ain.
This entire shitshow…sigh…is a continuous downward spiraling shitshow. Our thoughts on this whole thing are like…could this situation get any more convoluted and twisted turned upside down more than the Fresh Prince’s life after one little fight.
Basically…the Turks who are sort of our allies (we say sort of because they bought Russian shit that won’t integrate with other NATO systems, but they are NATO) are attacking the Kurds who are also sort of our allies because they helped fight ISIS, but also like some of them are hardcore Marxists, but then some of them aren’t and it looks like Turkey is targeting all of them, not just the neo-Marxist ones, but even then the neo-Marxist ones did help against ISIS, but also now ISIS dudes are being released from prison, but also why weren’t they just killed, then the U.S. brokered a cease-fire, but Turkey didn’t want to honor that, so now the war is back on, also U.S. special forces were targeted before all that, but not directly hit, and Russians took over some of the bases that we left (we also left drawings of dicks on the whiteboards for them), and yeah. That’s one hell of a run-on sentence, but we did it on purpose to show just how the situation is devolving by the moment.
We don’t even know the right answer anymore (lol as if we ever did), but undoubtedly we can all hate on the British for putting us in this circumstance in the first place due to their arbitrary line drawing after World War 1.
So here we are again, dealing with an issue that was literally created over 100 years ago by the British. Great fucking job redcoats, always trying to fuck America huh? (that’s obviously a joke and if you don’t laugh at that, then boo on you and on your cow).
We’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t and truthfully, we think most people are just tired of the situation in general, no matter which side of the fence they fall on. Shits dumb as fuck.
Thing is though, don’t mess with what you don’t fully understand. Sometimes a little bad is preferable to a lot bad, and some problems you don’t solve, you just manage them. When in doubt ask General Mad Dog Matthis.
Nukes….nothing has changed in 2000+ years and nothing we do now is going to change it either. They want to eradicate us rather than assimilating so why continue to sacrifice our men and women for another crusade that will never be won? Our Government wont let us fight and the our lawmakers keep letting us get deeper into the moral and spiritual corruption of the original crusade. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
The whole region is a mixed bag of clusterfuck that our US population only knows about from what ever news bits the journalist (using the term loosely) give them. If we stayed there as an armed force supporting Kurdish allies we would end up fighting the Turks, our NATO allies that we supply weapons to. That includes the Nuclear weapons we store in Turkey on our bases. What to do? There are no good options but one is to back out of the situation, let Russia move in and bleed both blood and money for a while. Get Turkey off of the fence on whether they are in or out of NATO and set some boundaries. Let Syria stabilize in their own juices for a while and go from there.