Shed A Tear For Disney

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Or rather, fucking…ya know…don’t. Disney is kinda the big mad at the “circumstances” as they describe it in Hong Kong. Why? Because in the fourth quarter their operating income dropped by a whopping $55 million. Oh yeah, Disney is not happy with the “circumstances” in Hong Kong at all. And they’re really upset about losing that money, so we should all take pity on them. Boo-fucking-hoo for fucking Disney.

“Circumstances in Hong Kong have led to a significant decrease in tourism from China and other parts of Asia and based on the trends we saw in Q4, and what we are seeing so far in Q1,” – Christine McCarthy, chief financial officer at Disney

Do ya know what else happened kids? They expect their operating income at Hong Kong Disneyland for the first quarter to be EVEN lower than the fourth quarter, perhaps dropping by $80 million dollars. And what’s more is despite growth in other areas, this whole Hong Kong debacle has offset the growth at TWO parks. Both Disneyland Paris and Shanghai Disney Resorts showed great growth, but man, those pesky freedom wanters in Hong Kong really fucked it up for Mickey, and we all know, you don’t fuck with the mouse. (sarcasm intensifies)

We hope everyone gets our sarcastic tone. We definitely think that since Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck aren’t wielding their massive Disney donghammer to support the cause of liberty and freedom in Hong Kong, nobody should cry for them. Fuck those guys (not Hong Kong, Disney).

Let us just go grab a bix box of fucking tissue paper to wipe away the crocodile tears we’re crying over this. How dare those protestors ask for basic human rights, what a bunch of assholes, right Disney? Them and the “circumstances” in Hong Kong.

Really, how dare they be so selfish and cut into the massive Mickey Mouse budget. Too bad it couldn’t have cut funding for the abysmal train wreck that was “The Last Jedi”.


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11 thoughts on “Shed A Tear For Disney

      1. Sarcasm doesn’t change that this article serves no point but to whine. Your article is an opinion piece about 2 lines from what sounds like a profit and loss statement and you’re making it a connection as to how Disney should be doing more. If you wanted to come off less whiney, perhaps reference other things Disney has done to avoid the Hong Kong conflict or show how they side with China – its out there, just go look for it.

        1. I mean, if that’s how you want to take it cool guy. Obviously your feelings are pretty hurt. I can tell from your email address that you’re usually a sane and rational adult. Have a nice day.

  1. Fuck Disney, I sold their stock when I found out they donated 3 million to the socialistic democrats in 2016, along with AT&T

  2. ALL Disney should be boycotted since they fired their American employees (in IT I believe) and brought in foreign workers to replace them. Oh! Not before making the American employees train the new foreign ones.

  3. China owns most theater chains, so fuck their movies too.
    Fuck Disney Hong Kong too as they had to pay money to Chinese politicians for permission to build and operate.

  4. Lots of folks are not aware Disney ate a big part of the spending in that park. Serves them right they worry more about lining the pockets of the one piece tees and fuck the employees or needs of human rights. Trust me I use to be a Disney slave lmao.

  5. Anybody will to pay attention enough will see that, the only think that matters is cycling shit to their production that they think will make money because it’s a reboot. And obviously all those people making the decisions are progressives. This is all they care about. Some have said ignorance is bliss. But for everyone around you it’s a nightmare. Fuck those Disney communist.

  6. Reading some of these replies really gets under my skin. I’m an American, and I drink Merica, red white and blue flows through my veins. Disney disgusts me. And so do these libtard liberals that are pussy bent because there’s a real American in office for once, who has this country’s best interest at heart. These liberal bitches have been crying for three years now. I’ll buy you guys some Midol for you aching pussies! #TRUMP2020