Day: April 7, 2020

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Marines positive for ‘Rona forced to wear red patch

The Marine Corps has been quietly forcing some Marines to put a red patch on their uniform. However, an anonymous Corpsman with 3rd Battalion 6th Marine regiment gave us some insight. The source (who we will refer to as “silver bullet”) told us this is to “identify those yuck mouths with that ‘Rona.”(sic) The battalion …

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Tiger can get COVID-19 test but Veterans can’t?

A tiger in the Bronx Zoo tested positive for coronavirus. It is a little suspicious this occurred at the peak of the hit TV show Tiger King. Furthermore, Carole Baskin has not responded for a comment. We are not actually angry about this because it wasn’t a human test, and the whole situation is hilarious. It’s …

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