Pinks and greens

Soldiers hate new pinks and greens: “We look like discount Marines”

Pinks and greens

Phase III of the new uniform role out began in April of 2020. This is when the new Army uniform became “Available for purchase through Army and Air Force Exchange Service.” In July 2020, the uniforms were “Issued to Soldiers upon completion of Advanced Individual Training.” This has met mixed reviews from Active duty and Veterans alike.

Uniform reception

However, younger soldiers were not as unambiguous with their remarks. “The pinks and greens clash with my beret,” say SSG Notaleg. The 24 year old paratrooper then held up his maroon beret next to the uniform for our comparison. We concur, it did indeed clash. He also went on to say that he hated the new pinks and greens, because “We look like discount Marines.” SSG Notaleg remarked everyone in his unit thought the Marine service alphas uniform was much sharper in comparison. He concluded by saying “We got the great value version, while Marines are over there looking Gucci!”

A soldier, who wished to remain anonymous, said she thought the uniform was mainly just for officers and NCOs that were “WWII nerds.” She then stated “Higher should spend less time messing with uniforms, and more time worrying about Fort Hood!”

However, The Army is not calling them “pinks and greens” anymore. Army Greens is now the official title. The new classification, has done little to deter soldiers from still referring to them by the old nickname. Especially while expressing their dissatisfaction with the uniform. The move left some extremely puzzled. Especially, while wondering why a new uniform is required, when barracks are infested with black mold.

The Army has made a habit of changing uniforms multiple times over the last few decades. “I wish they’d pick something and just stick to it,” says retired Sergeant Major Frank Grumpy. Furthermore, SGM Grumpy says “Back in my day..” then began to rant, unintelligibly for 20 or 30 minutes. Finally, uttering something about haircuts before breaking wind and falling asleep. A stunning display of salty wisdom.

Responsible leadership

Regardless of the sloppy roll out, we are positive that no soldiers will have to pay out of pocket for this uniform. We are certain commanders will ensure everyone is issued the uniform. Particularly, before insisting that soldiers spend money out of pocket to purchase this for meaningless inspections.

What do you think of the new uniform? Sound off in the comments below!

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38 thoughts on “Soldiers hate new pinks and greens: “We look like discount Marines””

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    Thibodeau Steven

    I was excited to get mine until I saw the
    Comments posted by other soldiers who already got theirs.

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      AS retired CSM I DO NOT APROVE OF THIS DRESS UNIFORM. IT DOESN’T FIT THE YOUGENER generations THOUGHTS ON PRIDE. YOU NEED TO STICK WITH DRESS BLUES. And i like my blues.

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    Lmfao call them what they are DOLLAR GENERALS. Lmao. Pogs and remfs they should get a ribbon for having to wear that shit. Lmao. This great.

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    I like the part it says “ We look like discount marines., because I am a Marine.
    A-Aren’t
    R-Really
    M-Marines
    Y-Yet
    God that’s funny to me boy.😂🤣🤣🤣😂💯🗣🗣👍👍♥️🖤😂🤪😔🤩🥳. But any ways I think they look great and they should keep ‘em

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        NOTHING. AND I MEAN NOTHING‼️‼️…
        BEATS DRESS BLUES.
        (Every branch of service knows this.) 😉

        Ooooooo Rah

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      It’s not replacing the Army Service Uniform, i.e. the Army Blues, the Army decides we needed a uniform that was less formal for day to day business.

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    That’s what happens when everyone wants to be a Marine. Just because you want to be one does not mean your one.. Pink..😂🤣😂🤣
    Semper Fi…

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    William Leoni

    I think they look old school WWII. But, will never match up to Marine Alphas. The Army’s previous class A uniform looked like shit. So, this is definitely an upgrade.

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    It is a good looking uniform. If its worn with pride it will look like it. If its worn like an unwanted rag that is what the G.I.s will look like. So if you want to run around looking like joe shit the rag picker go for it! If not put it on with pride and make it look like you have pride in your service as a Soldier in the United States Army.

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    I liked the “Dress Blues” over the “Class A” greens when I was in(never had to wear the greens in DC) so I really liked it when they became the official dress uniform. Just bought a complete set recently to be buried in when I die because the new uniform is a complete embarrassment. There was no need to change.

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    Poguea$$Fobbit

    Why does the female in trousers wear her belt pointing to her right? The female in the skirt and the male both wear the belt pointing to their left. The trouser female’s military alignment is AFU too.
    It’s a good looking uniform. Too much gewgaw, but otherwise looks sharp.

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      It’s on the other side of the jacket because women’s jackets open on the opposite side as a mans. This is so that a man can take off his jacket one handed while holding a weapon.

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    Joseph Pereira

    During WWII pinks and greens were for officers. The enlisted and NCOs had a specific color green differing from the officer’s uniforms for both tops and bottoms. Assigning pinks and greens to all ranks is somewhat absurd. Although not shown in this article the visor cap (crusher cap) looks like it was made by a costume company. I like heritage, but this was badly executed.

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    Not sure what the problem is. Army has always been the off-brand / discounted Marine Corps. Now they just look the part too 😉 .

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    Pinks and Greens have always been sharper then Marine Green Alphas. Its not even close. Army Mess Blues look better then Marine Mess Blues too. Marines have a better dress blue uniform because of cut.

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    Jason Daniel Allen

    I love the P&G, the Blues where Nice, BUT, what should have happened was an updated look, material, and wearability of the Greens.

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    Real Men (and women i guess) wear wool! Make those uniforms wool like the old ones! Then we will see who’s wearing deodorant and who’s not.

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    the sharpest uniforms were the dress green of the 80’s they should have left it alone now our soldiers look like they were dressed from a 3rd world back water country

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    The army made a mistake having only fatigues and Dress Blues. It is good to see the Pinks and Greens are back in the middle.

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    SSG George A. Moore, III

    The P&G made me feel that 2 tailors were bidding on uniforms for the Army. They tied as the lowest bidders. So, it was decided that to make everyone happy, they took the jacket design from 1 taylor and trousers from another. It would be a improvement to go back to the gold chinstrap for officers and warrant officers. Keep the scrambled eggs for the Field officersGrade . Better yet go back to the greens. The P&Gs are depressing to see and wear.

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