Taliban Calls Off Peace Talks
What? No way! Guys, please believe our incredulous attitude as nothing less than sincere and totally not sarcastic…just kidding. We … continue reading
New Gun Control Idea Actually Works!
Before you all start throwing tomatoes and rotten fruit, hear us out. See California for as much as they get … continue reading
We Were Going to Protest Butt…
We love a good protest. This country was founded on protest. I mean hell yeah let’s dump some tea in … continue reading
Possible Careers for Mattis a.k.a Chaos Actual
Well. The resignation came and went and luckily China nor Russia took it as an opportune time to launch all … continue reading
Man Arrested At White House With Whiskey for President!
It’s hard to find good help these days, but one thing is certain, if you bring booze, you can usually … continue reading