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How Has Serving Impacted You?

How Has Serving Impacted You?

We all remember when the US Army tweeted a simple question. “How Has Serving Impacted You?” I thought this warranted some reflection. Especially, since hindsight is 2020 (pun intended). In one particularly popular responses, a man spoke about how his wife had 10 Jodys, and now he’s afraid of fireworks. You can’t help but feel …

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SOS

Shipwrecked sailors found after writing “SOS” in sand

Much like our unrealistic childhood concerns of quick sand, the dreaded boat crash on a deserted island has always been a constant “what if?” We never actually expect this to happen to us. Regardless, we all learned the SOS meant “Save Our Souls.” However it was a reality for three men from the federated states …

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Pinks and greens

Soldiers hate new pinks and greens: “We look like discount Marines”

Pinks and greens Phase III of the new uniform role out began in April of 2020. This is when the new Army uniform became “Available for purchase through Army and Air Force Exchange Service.” In July 2020, the uniforms were “Issued to Soldiers upon completion of Advanced Individual Training.” This has met mixed reviews from …

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red patch

Marines positive for ‘Rona forced to wear red patch

The Marine Corps has been quietly forcing some Marines to put a red patch on their uniform. However, an anonymous Corpsman with 3rd Battalion 6th Marine regiment gave us some insight. The source (who we will refer to as “silver bullet”) told us this is to “identify those yuck mouths with that ‘Rona.”(sic) The battalion …

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Virginia soon to be a f**king swearing anomaly

Oh Virginia, what are you doing?  One moment you’re hating guns, the next people are allowed to fucking swear in public.  Currently, if you use profanity in public you can be fined up to $250. The code of Virginia currently says “If any person profanely curses or swears or is intoxicated in public, whether such …

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Asshole of the week: Catfishing Reservists

Today’s story is about two knuckle fucks by the name of Joseph Asan Jr. and Charles Ifeanyi Ogozy. Now those names sound made up, but what’s more messed up is the FBI arrested them for scams, like catfishing the innocent, totaling around $3 million. These two turd pushers joined the Army Reserve in February 2018, …

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make extra money

Wise money: The best investments to make while active duty

Whether it be an enlistment bonus or the money you saved during Boot Camp, it is never a bad time to invest your hard earned cash. Today we will discuss a few of the most prudent options to safeguard your money for the long term. Vehicles Plain and simple, you need a car to pick …

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SHOT Show the shit show

Here we go once again ladies and gentlemen, the comic con of military, law enforcement and outdoor enthusiasts, SHOT Show 2020! You’d be higher than giraffe p***y if you think this was anything less than a balls to the wall, testosterone filled candy shop. Featuring like a billion fucking vendors, this is the exclusive “Who’s …

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