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Marines positive for ‘Rona forced to wear red patch

The Marine Corps has been quietly forcing some Marines to put a red patch on their uniform. However, an anonymous Corpsman with 3rd Battalion 6th Marine regiment gave us some insight. The source (who we will refer to as “silver bullet”) told us this is to “identify those yuck mouths with that ‘Rona.”(sic) The battalion …

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Virginia soon to be a f**king swearing anomaly

Oh Virginia, what are you doing?  One moment you’re hating guns, the next people are allowed to fucking swear in public.  Currently, if you use profanity in public you can be fined up to $250. The code of Virginia currently says “If any person profanely curses or swears or is intoxicated in public, whether such …

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Asshole of the week: Catfishing Reservists

Today’s story is about two knuckle fucks by the name of Joseph Asan Jr. and Charles Ifeanyi Ogozy. Now those names sound made up, but what’s more messed up is the FBI arrested them for scams, like catfishing the innocent, totaling around $3 million. These two turd pushers joined the Army Reserve in February 2018, …

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Wise money: The best investments to make while active duty

Whether it be an enlistment bonus or the money you saved during Boot Camp, it is never a bad time to invest your hard earned cash. Today we will discuss a few of the most prudent options to safeguard your money for the long term. Vehicles Plain and simple, you need a car to pick …

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SHOT Show the shit show

Here we go once again ladies and gentlemen, the comic con of military, law enforcement and outdoor enthusiasts, SHOT Show 2020! You’d be higher than giraffe p***y if you think this was anything less than a balls to the wall, testosterone filled candy shop. Featuring like a billion fucking vendors, this is the exclusive “Who’s …

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Bring Back LINE Training

As always with a new Commandant, the Marine Corps has the opportunity to shift focus, to adapt their fighting to the next conflict or even the conflict after that one. We have a suggestion. Bring back LINE(Linear Involuntary Neurological override Engagement) training. Why? The world is an ever-changing and evolving chaotic place and nothing, and …

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The Sandy Zone: No Liberty Incidents

What you are about to read is a tale so peculiar, so odd, that if you believe it, you’re definitely really fucking stupid. You are about to enter “The Sandy Zone”. A place where things don’t make sense, but in an oddly satisfying way… this time around a battalion Sergeant Major is going to find …

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What’s Going To Happen When You Get A Belgian Malinois

Yeah, everyone wants the Belgian Malinois or Maligator breed now because it’s been biting the fuck out of terrorists for quite some time and it got made famous for this latest raid. It’s a great dog, I’ve had the joy of getting bit by several different Maligators (via bite suit or sleeve) and they definitely …

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