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3 coolest jobs in the Space Force

The US Space Force is still a long way from conducting full scale operations. However, the job postings are insanely enticing and the best jobs will only go to the most highly qualified applicants. Here are 3 of the coolest jobs we heard the Space Force will offer, and how to qualify for them. Orbital …

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red patch

Marines positive for ‘Rona forced to wear red patch

The Marine Corps has been quietly forcing some Marines to put a red patch on their uniform. However, an anonymous Corpsman with 3rd Battalion 6th Marine regiment gave us some insight. The source (who we will refer to as “silver bullet”) told us this is to “identify those yuck mouths with that ‘Rona.”(sic) The battalion …

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Survival kits: according to combat Veterans

Travel restrictions are sweeping the world, and now is the time to gather any last minute supplies. We asked 3 combat Veterans, of various branches each, what their top essential survival items were. We consolidated the three top answers and have listed them below: Survival Jetpack Foremost, this is clearly a no-brainer. One should always …

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Logical and calm

Americans Being Logical and Calm Despite Epidemic

Despite the growing infection rates around the world, the city on a hill, the jewel of Earth, the United States of America has seen its citizens being logical and calm despite the epidemic of COVID-19. Truly we are a superpower not only because of our immense military strength and technology but also due to the …

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Wise money: The best investments to make while active duty

Whether it be an enlistment bonus or the money you saved during Boot Camp, it is never a bad time to invest your hard earned cash. Today we will discuss a few of the most prudent options to safeguard your money for the long term. Vehicles Plain and simple, you need a car to pick …

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SHOT Show the shit show

Here we go once again ladies and gentlemen, the comic con of military, law enforcement and outdoor enthusiasts, SHOT Show 2020! You’d be higher than giraffe p***y if you think this was anything less than a balls to the wall, testosterone filled candy shop. Featuring like a billion fucking vendors, this is the exclusive “Who’s …

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The Ghost of Veterans Past

Once upon a time, there was a salty ass Staff Sergeant who tormented all the soldiers around him.  Not a single Private was spared.  The soldiers worked all hours of the day and night, ensuring Staff Sergeant always had hot coffee and dip.  Staff was known for hazing soldiers, even if it wasn’t ‘acceptable’ anymore.  …

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The Sandy Zone: No Liberty Incidents

What you are about to read is a tale so peculiar, so odd, that if you believe it, you’re definitely really fucking stupid. You are about to enter “The Sandy Zone”. A place where things don’t make sense, but in an oddly satisfying way… this time around a battalion Sergeant Major is going to find …

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Breathing Banned, As It Triggers Anxiety

The world we live in is an ever-evolving place. Scientifically, culturally…what was new a week ago, is now as outdated and outmoded as technology from hundreds of years ago. It is the same with certain cultural faux pas. Coming on the heels of Oxford University’s decision to ban clapping at student council and other university …

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