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Best Fighting Moves for Black Friday


November 23, 2018

While many of you have returned home, victorious from the skirmish that is Black Friday shopping, we know there are … continue reading

Black Friday Warrior


November 19, 2018

You can barely see the fog from your breath as the lights in the parking lot give off a faint … continue reading

Bigfoot is an Operator


November 14, 2018

The time for denial is gone. It’s time to accept the facts, Bigfoot is an operator. How do we know? … continue reading

Unpopular Opinion: Trick or Treating is For Adults Too


October 30, 2018

Trick or treating is for adults too. And we deserve better treats, like vodka, whiskey and bad decisions made by … continue reading

Brads, Chads and Thads Ruin Going Out


October 29, 2018

Look, maybe not ALL Brads, Chads, and Thads ruin going out, but certainly if you find the trifecta of guys … continue reading