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Black Friday Warrior

You can barely see the fog from your breath as the lights in the parking lot give off a faint and eery glow. You’ve joined strangers, five hundred strong, camped outside waiting for that moment. The moment when the doors open and you can grab a 90-foot big screen TV for thirty cents. You’re focused. You’re ready, …

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Unpopular Opinion: Trick or Treating is For Adults Too

Trick or treating is for adults too. And we deserve better treats, like vodka, whiskey and bad decisions made by girls named Cinnamon or Candy. Look we know it may not seem appropriate to you but we feel like we have a pretty decent argument in support of trick or treating for adults. It’s not …

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Hung With Care

Ah, the Holiday season approaches. Whatever politically correct holiday you celebrate, we invite you to sit down by the campfire, pour some whiskey in your coffee, post a gear watch on your rifles (that new guy will do just fine, sucks to suck boot) and listen to our holiday tale. The night stretched from the …

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In the Wake of Assassination Attempt on Mattis…

Shortly after the Ricin was discovered in letters addressed to both Secretary of Defense James N. Mattis and Chief of Naval Operations Admiral John Richardson, the Admiral was quick to suggest that they dispatch DEVGRU to track down the perpetrators to such a heinous act. They had taken down Bin Laden, why not let them tackle …

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