Satire

SHOT Show the shit show

Here we go once again ladies and gentlemen, the comic con of military, law enforcement and outdoor enthusiasts, SHOT Show 2020! You’d be higher than giraffe p***y if you think this was anything less than a balls to the wall, testosterone filled candy shop. Featuring like a billion fucking vendors, this is the exclusive “Who’s …

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The Ghost of Veterans Past

Once upon a time, there was a salty ass Staff Sergeant who tormented all the soldiers around him.  Not a single Private was spared.  The soldiers worked all hours of the day and night, ensuring Staff Sergeant always had hot coffee and dip.  Staff was known for hazing soldiers, even if it wasn’t ‘acceptable’ anymore.  …

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The Sandy Zone: No Liberty Incidents

What you are about to read is a tale so peculiar, so odd, that if you believe it, you’re definitely really fucking stupid. You are about to enter “The Sandy Zone”. A place where things don’t make sense, but in an oddly satisfying way… this time around a battalion Sergeant Major is going to find …

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Breathing Banned, As It Triggers Anxiety

The world we live in is an ever-evolving place. Scientifically, culturally…what was new a week ago, is now as outdated and outmoded as technology from hundreds of years ago. It is the same with certain cultural faux pas. Coming on the heels of Oxford University’s decision to ban clapping at student council and other university …

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Official Report from China: Everything Is Fine

While many people are concerned about what is happening in the People’s Republic of China, the Chinese government in their infinite wisdom and benevolence has seen fit to issue a statement regarding the rumors of everything taking place within their utopian state where nothing bad ever happens at all. Never. Not even once. The below press …

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Carrier Battle Group Sad China Won’t Try To Censor Them

Somewhere in the South China Sea…the USS Ronald Reagan is conducting freedom of navigation exercises to and fro, wherever they wish to go. But morale is low. The crews of the ships, while capable and learned in their tasks don’t have the same pep in their step that they had a few weeks ago. Nothing …

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The Infamous IWGJB School and People Who Fake Going There

Many schools offer great training for troops, law enforcement, and first responders alike. Guys that have been in the military or become experts in their field have gone on to establish training programs that enhance our ability to fight, save lives and be more efficient in doing so. There is however another school, theoretical in …

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Jodies caught on ‘Match.com,’ cause FTC to sue

Alright so the Federal Trade Commission posted an article about sueing “Match.com” because there were too many false promises in their advertisements and the people in those advertisements were not real. FTC, meet Jodie who is very real and looking to meet you!  In fact, Jodie wants to take you on a date, rock your …

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Local Town Event Center Confused By Moms Demand Action Groups

In Littleton, Ohio, a group of anti-gun protestors were shocked when they showed up to the local convention center to find that instead of Moms Demand Action For Gun Sense, they instead found a local singles group, Moms Demand Action, having their yearly banquet. A singles group, Moms Demand Action took off 3 years ago …

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