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Official Report from China: Everything Is Fine

While many people are concerned about what is happening in the People’s Republic of China, the Chinese government in their infinite wisdom and benevolence has seen fit to issue a statement regarding the rumors of everything taking place within their utopian state where nothing bad ever happens at all. Never. Not even once. The below press …

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Carrier Battle Group Sad China Won’t Try To Censor Them

Somewhere in the South China Sea…the USS Ronald Reagan is conducting freedom of navigation exercises to and fro, wherever they wish to go. But morale is low. The crews of the ships, while capable and learned in their tasks don’t have the same pep in their step that they had a few weeks ago. Nothing …

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The Infamous IWGJB School and People Who Fake Going There

Many schools offer great training for troops, law enforcement, and first responders alike. Guys that have been in the military or become experts in their field have gone on to establish training programs that enhance our ability to fight, save lives and be more efficient in doing so. There is however another school, theoretical in …

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Jodies caught on ‘Match.com,’ cause FTC to sue

Alright so the Federal Trade Commission posted an article about sueing “Match.com” because there were too many false promises in their advertisements and the people in those advertisements were not real. FTC, meet Jodie who is very real and looking to meet you!  In fact, Jodie wants to take you on a date, rock your …

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Local Town Event Center Confused By Moms Demand Action Groups

In Littleton, Ohio, a group of anti-gun protestors were shocked when they showed up to the local convention center to find that instead of Moms Demand Action For Gun Sense, they instead found a local singles group, Moms Demand Action, having their yearly banquet. A singles group, Moms Demand Action took off 3 years ago …

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Do Something Even If You Don’t Know What Something Is

Nationwide, people are calling for the government to do something in the midst of the latest tragedy where some assholes did some asshole stuff, so now the rest of the country feels it only good and proper that we all get treated like assholes because a few assholes, were, as we stated before quite plainly…assholes. …

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Area 51 Chronicles: The Eve of Battle

Ominous music plays as the scene opens up with various miscreants and ner do wells congregated at a small skeezy motel that has definitely seen more meth deals than cleanings. Various Karens, Kyles, and Chads have all come for the raid on Area 51. Despite the fact that it was “canceled” these faithful…or rather intellectually …

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Ammo Companies To Hire Gun Grabbers To Help Design Future Ammo

If you listen to any gun grabber lately, chances are you’ve heard some of their descriptions of the ammunition used in Armalite or Kalashnikov style rifles. “Expanding, exploding target tracing rounds.” “Laser-guided bullet cartridges” “Exploding semi-fully automatic grenade military rounds” The list goes on for quite a while. We could literally be here all day …

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