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Survival kits: according to combat Veterans

Travel restrictions are sweeping the world, and now is the time to gather any last minute supplies. We asked 3 combat Veterans, of various branches each, what their top essential survival items were. We consolidated the three top answers and have listed them below: Survival Jetpack Foremost, this is clearly a no-brainer. One should always …

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Americans Being Logical and Calm Despite Epidemic

Despite the growing infection rates around the world, the city on a hill, the jewel of Earth, the United States of America has seen its citizens being logical and calm despite the epidemic of COVID-19. Truly we are a superpower not only because of our immense military strength and technology but also due to the …

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Wise money: The best investments to make while active duty

Whether it be an enlistment bonus or the money you saved during Boot Camp, it is never a bad time to invest your hard earned cash. Today we will discuss a few of the most prudent options to safeguard your money for the long term. Vehicles Plain and simple, you need a car to pick …

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SHOT Show the shit show

Here we go once again ladies and gentlemen, the comic con of military, law enforcement and outdoor enthusiasts, SHOT Show 2020! You’d be higher than giraffe p***y if you think this was anything less than a balls to the wall, testosterone filled candy shop. Featuring like a billion fucking vendors, this is the exclusive “Who’s …

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The Ghost of Veterans Past

Once upon a time, there was a salty ass Staff Sergeant who tormented all the soldiers around him.  Not a single Private was spared.  The soldiers worked all hours of the day and night, ensuring Staff Sergeant always had hot coffee and dip.  Staff was known for hazing soldiers, even if it wasn’t ‘acceptable’ anymore.  …

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The Sandy Zone: No Liberty Incidents

What you are about to read is a tale so peculiar, so odd, that if you believe it, you’re definitely really fucking stupid. You are about to enter “The Sandy Zone”. A place where things don’t make sense, but in an oddly satisfying way… this time around a battalion Sergeant Major is going to find …

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Breathing Banned, As It Triggers Anxiety

The world we live in is an ever-evolving place. Scientifically, culturally…what was new a week ago, is now as outdated and outmoded as technology from hundreds of years ago. It is the same with certain cultural faux pas. Coming on the heels of Oxford University’s decision to ban clapping at student council and other university …

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Official Report from China: Everything Is Fine

While many people are concerned about what is happening in the People’s Republic of China, the Chinese government in their infinite wisdom and benevolence has seen fit to issue a statement regarding the rumors of everything taking place within their utopian state where nothing bad ever happens at all. Never. Not even once. The below press …

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Carrier Battle Group Sad China Won’t Try To Censor Them

Somewhere in the South China Sea…the USS Ronald Reagan is conducting freedom of navigation exercises to and fro, wherever they wish to go. But morale is low. The crews of the ships, while capable and learned in their tasks don’t have the same pep in their step that they had a few weeks ago. Nothing …

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