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Scientists say 95% of Sailors hungover after Navy birthday

Yesterday was the 245th birthday of the US Navy. Today, scientist estimate that 95% of all US Navy Sailors reported for duty hungover, or even still drunk. This is not surprising considering the Navy’s historic traditions. The Navy’s official fight song, Anchors Away, is the only military fight song that references drinking alcohol. The song …

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Space Force

3 coolest jobs in the Space Force

The US Space Force is still a long way from conducting full scale operations. However, the job postings are insanely enticing and the best jobs will only go to the most highly qualified applicants. Here are 3 of the coolest jobs we heard the Space Force will offer, and how to qualify for them. Orbital …

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