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Local Town Event Center Confused By Moms Demand Action Groups

In Littleton, Ohio, a group of anti-gun protestors were shocked when they showed up to the local convention center to find that instead of Moms Demand Action For Gun Sense, they instead found a local singles group, Moms Demand Action, having their yearly banquet. A singles group, Moms Demand Action took off 3 years ago …

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Do Something Even If You Don’t Know What Something Is

Nationwide, people are calling for the government to do something in the midst of the latest tragedy where some assholes did some asshole stuff, so now the rest of the country feels it only good and proper that we all get treated like assholes because a few assholes, were, as we stated before quite plainly…assholes. …

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Area 51 Chronicles: The Eve of Battle

Ominous music plays as the scene opens up with various miscreants and ner do wells congregated at a small skeezy motel that has definitely seen more meth deals than cleanings. Various Karens, Kyles, and Chads have all come for the raid on Area 51. Despite the fact that it was “canceled” these faithful…or rather intellectually …

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Ammo Companies To Hire Gun Grabbers To Help Design Future Ammo

If you listen to any gun grabber lately, chances are you’ve heard some of their descriptions of the ammunition used in Armalite or Kalashnikov style rifles. “Expanding, exploding target tracing rounds.” “Laser-guided bullet cartridges” “Exploding semi-fully automatic grenade military rounds” The list goes on for quite a while. We could literally be here all day …

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Architects of War on Drugs and Prohibition Assure Politicians Nothing Will Go Wrong With Gun Ban

With politicians set to vote on several gun control initiatives in the coming weeks, the architect of former policies like the War on Drugs and Prohibition soothed lawmakers who were nervous about signing new legislation into law. After all the success of both of these policies indicates that the war on guns or the prohibition …

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Man Who Surrenders Weapon To Police Shocked!!

Self-proclaimed gun guy, Billy Smith has had enough with the mass shootings here in the United States. He told AG that “I just can’t stomach the fact that I’m now part of the problem.” Despite the fact that Billy has never once used his weapon illegally, and his purchase of the weapon was indeed on …

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Drug Cartels In Mexico Applaud Decision To Sue The United States

Merely hours after Foreign Secretary Marcelo Ebrard stated that Mexico would be pursuing legal action against the United States for the deaths of its citizens in the El Paso shooting, every single one of the drug cartels in Mexico released a united statement in support of this action. “For too long, has the United States …

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The Sandy Zone: Strange Indeed

You are about to enter another realm, another world, where things operate quite differently than what you are used to, a world outside of logic and reason, a world unlike any other you’ve ever experienced. You are about to enter…the Sandy Zone. We begin our story with a young Lance Corporal in the Marine Corps. …

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