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Study: 94% of Veterans will argue about anything

A recent study conducted on social media stated that 94% of Veterans will argue about anything. Literally anything. Perhaps more shocking is the break down of those numbers: 87% of Veterans who realize they are wrong will continue to argue their original point to save face. 92% of Veterans will argue using facts they did …

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Poll: Most Criminals Say They Won’t Follow New Gun Laws

New gun laws¬†seem to loom on the horizon every time you turn on the television. So we took to the streets to find out what criminals think of the proposed laws that most of them ignore anyways. We conducted an anonymous, double blind, semi-erotic series of interviews to get to the heart of the matter. …

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TSA low key roasts people who get caught with weapons

Whoever runs the Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) social media deserves a raise. Particularly the Instagram account. Their bio lists their name as “Travel Tips & Dad Jokes Hits” and it sure delivers. The posts are long, but genuinely funny. They call out people for trying to sneak prohibited items onto airplanes in the most ridiculous …

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Fort Bragg deletes Twitter account after lewd tweets

Yesterday, Fort Bragg had a full blown Twitter meltdown. The official account of the US Army base made a series of extremely lewd tweets. Most of which were in response to an adult model’s nude pictures. For scientific purposes, the model’s twitter handle is @quinfinite10. The tweets are too spicy for us to post, but …

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Bass or Bass? Air Force top enlisted settles social media debate

Bass or Bass? If you haven’t seen the memes, take a moment to read the following interaction. It was between Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force JoAnne S. Bass, and an Air Force Staff Sergeant. All caught up? Good. After that happened, a s*** storm of social media comments ensued. If you can’t see …

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The 3 biggest lies that you were told in boot camp

Most of us went to boot camp and had our minds blown. Whether you had Drill Instructors, Drill Sergeants, or something else, we all were like sponges. Essentially, we just downloaded our personalities from them. If you didn’t do at least one boot camp impression, then you can stop reading and go be a liar …

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Scientists say 95% of Sailors hungover after Navy birthday

Yesterday was the 245th birthday of the US Navy. Today, scientist estimate that 95% of all US Navy Sailors reported for duty hungover, or even still drunk. This is not surprising considering the Navy’s historic traditions. The Navy’s official fight song, Anchors Away, is the only military fight song that references drinking alcohol. The song …

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The President Wants Joe Rogan to Moderate a Debate

Twitter can be a magical place. It can also be a trash fire, but I digress. Regardless, things took an interesting turn for Joe Rogan today when President Trump retweeted a post from Green Beret/ MMA fighter, Tim Kennedy. The Ranger, and special forces operator tweeted the following on September 13th. Now this is apolitical, …

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