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Best lines from movie Drill Instructors

If you served in the military, chances are you’ll never forget your Drill Instructor, Drill SGT or RDC. Regardless of your branch, we all regaled our loved ones and friends with spot on impressions of the most memorable moments. However, Hollywood has only recreated this perfectly on a few occasions, and here is our list …

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USA Crowns Champion of Sweatpants; On to World Cup

Last week the fashion world was shaking its collective head when it was announced that Philadelphia was crowned the national champion of sweatpants for the second year in a row.  The City of Brotherly Laziness purchased the most sweat items than any other city in the US.  Hartford and Pittsburgh rounded out the top three.  …

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Grilling in Darkness, a Secret Society of Vegans Celebrates National Prime Rib Day

All names and genders have been changed to protect the innocent. Nashville, TN-    For 25 years a nameless group has met once a year on April, 27 under the cover of darkness for fear of being exposed and flogged in the square of public opinion.  A growing sect of vegans that celebrate Prime Rib Day …

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Randy Tortoise Saves Species With Wild Sex Drive

A 100-year old tortoise in the Galapagos Islands is responsible for having so much sex that he saved his species. Diego, a Galapagos giant tortoise, is the proud father of over 800 little babies.  His offspring are the reason why his species of Galapagos giant tortoise is not extinct. He lives on the island of Espanola, …

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