BREAKING: Eddie Gallagher Case Update
The platoon medic for Navy SEAL Eddie Gallagher confessed on the witness stand in real time that it was him … continue reading
Opinion: Get New Yeet Cannons For War With Iran
Look, it’s pretty obvious we’re about to go full Cowabunga in Iran. What better way than to kick it off … continue reading
Let’s All Take A Moment and Thank H&K
Why? Because from now on. Till the very last day of Earth’s existence, people will ironically and sarcastically and seriously … continue reading
BREAKING: Iran Shoots Down Drone
Welp this was a super duper stupid move by Iran. It’s not a U.S. servicemember which was the line Mike … continue reading
Train Carrying Explosives Derails In Nevada
Well…of all the days to be the guy who has to clean up the literal train wreck this is most … continue reading