Inspiring Stories of Patriotism: Story 4542

One day DS B. was giving a quick class on wearing and adjusting the IBA. One Private asked if he could take a look at it because his was jabbing him in the back. Before DS B. could respond, Private A.B. cut in with "Drill Sergeant, just get with me, okay, and uh, we can take a look, and uh maybe figure out whats wrong, okay?". DS B. looked around confused and asks "What the f*ck was that?" Private A.B. begins to stammer saying that he f*cked up all while DS B. is yelling and asking who the f*ck he was talking to.After a few briefs moments DS B. says, "No, what the f*ck was that? Did you just have a goddamn out of body experience?" All to which Private A.B. could only reply with "Yes Drill Sergeant."